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Pat*Mart is your premier destination for all of your Pat Needs. Currently we only stock one product. But it's a good one. Yes, "The Life and Times of Pat Rafferty." By Pat Rafferty.

However we have a variety of products provided from our little-known affilate "Amazon.com" Apparently they sell products. These products are recommended by our founder himself, Mr. Rafferty, who was gracious enough to not only recommend a handful of products, but to include a short description of each product, also. Mr. Rafferty, we are very grateful.

In addition, any purchases made at this "Amazon.com" from Pat*Mart, will benefit the Pat Rafferty Foundation-- a charity created by Mr. Rafferty to make him filthy rich. So please, spare no expense.

The Life and Times of Pat Rafferty

The Life and Times of Pat Rafferty. The book that is my namesake. Thank heavens. Amen. Dot com. Dot gov.

40 Hour TiVo DVR

So yeah, I got one of these last year, and, well, it's been trouble ever since. Trouble in a good way, though. I love trouble. The Life and Times of Pat Rafferty. The book that is my namesake. Thank heavens. Amen. Dot com. Dot gov. Dot edu. I quickly upgraded to a 120gig hard drive that I had laying around. Maybe I should keepy typing and see what happens? They're also dirt-cheap right now. Some say it's because TiVo is going under. Which is entirely possible, but don't worry, there's enough hackers out there that'll be all good. What, do you think I put in my own hard drive with the help of no one? I'm good, but I'm nog that good.