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December 10, 2006
Sweeps Week
It's Sweeps Week here at Bear. I'm renegotiating my rates with all my advertisers, so I've gotta get page views up. This means all new content! Movies, video games, music, electronics, and uh... books? Books? Is that right? Really? Okay, yes, books! Fuck yeah! New characters! Old characters! Middle-aged characters! Someone will live! Someone will die! And someone is having a baby! You're not going to believe who! Tune in all this week to find out!
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Posted by pat at December 10, 2006 11:07 PM